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DAMN FUNNY
Name: DUDY2008-07-14
Cant Take The Risk To Play It In A Wedding !
But I Wish I Could...
lol?
Name: Tha Rock2008-06-25
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEELELELELEL
Eat it? ill eat IT! if ya know what jimmy means.
Name: Nick Contreras for stockton!2008-05-22
Butthole! ill Eat some BUTTHOLE. some nice jucie shitty rectum. hairy anus! so give me a call! (209) 471-3184 =]

-nicky
i'll eat it...
Name: matthew daniels2008-05-22
the cock that is. ima go to my neighbors house and beat it for him then ima eat it for him. ima cum on him and have it be raining men all over my face and chest then ima finger my butthole
this is awesome
Name: Diamond2008-05-13
What are you thinking this SONG IS FUNNY AND AWESOME so why should you be talking!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool idea
Name: Stephanie2008-05-01
This is a great idea for my wedding. I think I will play this at the cake cutting or even the dinner song. When I get married were having a costume wedding. Everyone who comes has to be in a costume and we also are wearing costumes. He's a vampire and I'm his bride. he's having his teeth done and then making bite marks on my neck instead of kissing me. It will be you may now bite the bride. LOL Then fake blood will come out on the side of my neck. I think it will be an awsome wedding. The whole decor is going to be skulls and other holloween stuff. This song would not make my wedding bad at all. It may just add to it.
AHAHHAHAHA!
Name: Jessica2008-02-23
I love this idea, absolutly love it! I am looking for a song that is not too serious for our cake cutting and this is perfect! I love Michael Jackson, and my Fiance loves to eat so this is great. Thanks for the IDEA!!!!
Funny one
Name: Ve Anglina2007-08-01
I heard it it's a funny one my huasband siad we should play it at our wedding and im like oooohhhh no please dont. But it would be fun to play around with. XOXOXOXOXOXOXO. Our wedding is going to be (*^ million people we would be made fun of for the rest of our lives.
Lyrics
Name: Sara Jones2007-05-22
Eat it (Weird Al Yankovic)
How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
whaddafuxup
Name: Samantha2007-05-14
Freaking eat it. You have got to be kidding me, why in the hell would someone play this?
heck ya
Name: Amy2007-05-12
why does everything have to always be so serious at weddings, i am so playing this for our cake cutting.
hah
Name: Donya White2007-05-11
I think that this will be song played at my wedding,just because my fiance likes it
what
Name: cody2007-02-26
this is deffintly not a good song
lyrics
Name: rebecca2006-11-04
How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

do it
Name: Heidi2006-10-31
so cool I'm laughing at the thought of my families reactions if i did use it
YES
Name: Ryans Bride2006-10-09
I would so play this. yes wedding are abour seriousness and unity, but why not have a little fun
no way
Name: brenda2006-07-29
there is no way i will play this song
So funny
Name: sherrie2006-06-28
i think it would take everyone by surprise! Don't be so stiff people.. your wedding should be fun, right?
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Name: buy xanax2006-06-05
i like your website very much but please do get us more information about it
hahaha wicked
Name: Isa2006-05-23
Hilllllllarious
Yes Yes
Name: Elena2006-05-20
This song is hilarious. My fiance and I have an odd sense of humor and we would definately use this one!
College Loan
Name: College Loan2006-03-23
Very good details and new. keep it posted.
lol
Name: erin2006-02-27
what's wrong with turning a few heads here and there? It's not a graphic song. weddings are always better when they are a little different here and there.
good choice
Name: mary2005-10-24
I think I am going to use this. What fun is a serious wedding?
good article
Name: Mond2005-09-16
Realy good site!
hilarious
Name: Misty2005-07-25
This would be sooo fun! LMAO
Awesome
Name: Melissa2005-07-19
What a fun idea! I am so playing this!
Please...
Name: Mimi2005-05-29
Are you tellin' me that people will actually play this at their wedding?
Not serious
Name: Jim Dandy2005-05-02
You can't be serious about this one...
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